Big Ass Lump Of Coal

$9.99

6 in stock

SKU: 76993 Category:

Description

Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn’t sound half bad.

Duke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal – a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.

It’s the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans.

Product Specs:
3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal
Made in the USA by humans, not elves
May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty
According to Cindy in Accounting, this is a “super cute” gift for guys.
Size: 10 oz.
This product has an intentionally distressed looking carton

Made in United States